Makame (Guest) on May 4, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

George Tenga (Guest) on May 1, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Rahma (Guest) on April 14, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Sultan (Guest) on April 14, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mchawi (Guest) on April 6, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 24, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 23, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 9, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Shamim (Guest) on February 21, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Jafari (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nahida (Guest) on February 14, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Khatib (Guest) on February 5, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 19, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Shamim (Guest) on January 15, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Yusra (Guest) on January 12, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 10, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Tabu (Guest) on January 9, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 9, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 4, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 31, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Muslima (Guest) on November 26, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 6, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Hashim (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 27, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

John Kamande (Guest) on October 21, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

John Lissu (Guest) on October 15, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 11, 2015

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Warda (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Yusuf (Guest) on October 3, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Rehema (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Zakaria (Guest) on September 7, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Kiza (Guest) on August 18, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 31, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 28, 2015

😄 Too good!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Salma (Guest) on July 20, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Furaha (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Habiba (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 29, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 23, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Habiba (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 17, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 11, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 11, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬