Samuel Were (Guest) on February 20, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Shukuru (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 9, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mzee (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Muslima (Guest) on January 30, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 16, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Nasra (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Salma (Guest) on January 1, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 15, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Wande (Guest) on December 11, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 8, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 7, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 5, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 22, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Zuhura (Guest) on November 10, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 7, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 5, 2015

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Fadhila (Guest) on October 26, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 26, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 24, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 22, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mjaka (Guest) on October 21, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 17, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwanais (Guest) on October 6, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hamida (Guest) on October 3, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Ndoto (Guest) on September 27, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 7, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mwanais (Guest) on August 29, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Muslima (Guest) on August 7, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Ali (Guest) on August 4, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 29, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mohamed (Guest) on July 18, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Maimuna (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 11, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mjaka (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Bahati (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 1, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Khalifa (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 31, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Maneno (Guest) on May 31, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Bahati (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Yusuf (Guest) on May 23, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Wande (Guest) on May 20, 2015

😄 Too good!

Binti (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 15, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Yahya (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 9, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 23, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️