Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 15, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 11, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 1, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 19, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 19, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 13, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 1, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on August 1, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Khalifa (Guest) on July 24, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

John Lissu (Guest) on July 12, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Selemani (Guest) on July 9, 2024

😂 So funny!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 2, 2024

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 20, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Issa (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Josephine (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Furaha (Guest) on June 7, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 27, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 24, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 24, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Sarafina (Guest) on May 11, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Zainab (Guest) on May 10, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 20, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 28, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 23, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Asha (Guest) on March 23, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 20, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 19, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Kheri (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 16, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

John Mushi (Guest) on March 5, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Furaha (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Jabir (Guest) on February 26, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 23, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

John Lissu (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 17, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 12, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 26, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 22, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Abubakari (Guest) on January 18, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 17, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 17, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 16, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 14, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Hawa (Guest) on January 1, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 11, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Nyota (Guest) on December 8, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 3, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mwanais (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 2, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Salima (Guest) on November 30, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 28, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜