Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:11 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Eti kuna mkaka alitembelewa na mama yake mzazi. Wakiwa sebuleni yeye, mama na mke wake, mke wake akaanza kuonekana tofauti kama vile anajiskia vibaya. Akaenda chumbani. Baada ya muda mfupi yule mkaka akamfuata. Wakakaa sana huko kisha mkaka akarudi sebuleni kuendelea kuongea na mama yake. Lakini zipu ya suruali yake ilikuwa wazi. Mama akamuuliza, mkeo anaendeleaje? Akamuambia, anajisikia vzr sasa. Nimempa panadol. Mama akatabasamu na kumwambia mwanaye, sawa. Lakini siku nyingine ukishatoa panadol ukumbuke kufunga pharmacy😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:46 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema hataki tena kujiunga fb!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Saa ivi niko zangu nimelala naendelea kupunguza uchovu
Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu….. Interviewer: where were u born? Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part? Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania.. 😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:52 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Mhudumu: dada na wewe?
Demu akajibu kwa pozi tena kwakujishaua, "NA MIMI NILETEE MENU LIST ILA USIWEKE CHUMVI NYINGI"
Chezea mbulula wewe…!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Umeenda kutembea ukweni kwako baada ya chakula chausiku unapewa chumba chakulala inapofika usiku unatakakutoka kwenda kujisaidi kwasababu taa zimezimwa unapamia vyombo vya chakula sebleni kipindi unajalibu kupapasa uviweke sawa mala taa inawashwa na mama mkwe anaona umeshika vyombo anakwambia, baba kama ukushiba ungesema
