Hii ndio Bongo
Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.
MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi….kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .
BINTI: Mi naitaka hii
MZEE: Hakuna tatizo kabisaaa, mtoto mzuri kama wewe lazima upate gari uloichagua mwenyewe. Mzee akatoa kitabu cha cheki na kuandika palepale na kumpa mwenye yard
MUUZAJI: Sasa Mzee kwa kuwa umetoa cheki, gari utakuja chukua Jumatatu tukishahakikisha kuwa Account yako ina pesa benki. Naomba namba yako ya simu Mzee
MZEE: Hakuna tatizo (akampa namba). Haya twende zetu sweetie Jumatatu tunakuja wote kuchukua gari lako…
Siku ya Jumatatu mwenye yard kampigia simu Mzee.
MUUZAJI: We Mzee kavu sana, akaunti yako haina hata senti tano.
MZEE: Hilo nilijua, lakini wiki endi yangu ilikuwa tamu sana.
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Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 19, 2024
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Guest (Guest) on January 16, 2026
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Guest (Guest) on December 30, 2025
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ABU MAHEMBE muziki kibao kinaitwa WABAYA skia ..
kimwana napambana iwe usiku iwe mchana
walimwengu kwawaganga kwangu mikosi nanyingi lana nikipi nilichowakosea mi nakumbuka
mamalisema mwanangu kuwa utayaona ndohaya najionea nababa nae
akakoleeza. nenda zako ukitenda wema walimwengu hatuna jema siwana taka niteketeza walimwengu nilegezee!!
kwel asiefunza namama hawa walimwengu darasa walah tena wanakondesha !! waneza
ficha ukweli uliowazi wakafichuwa uwongo ulojificha walimwengu kamera utapigwa picha kuwa nao makini hilo nakupa hutoweza wote kuwalizisha waliwalizishe wachache utaoweza kumbuka binadam hapendwi nawote ..? mistar haijaisha
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Guest (Guest) on December 30, 2025
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ABU MAHEMBE muziki kibao kinaitwa WABAYA skia ..
kimwana napambana iwe usiku iwe mchana
walimwengu kwawaganga kwangu mikosi nanyingi lana nikipi nilichowakosea mi nakumbuka
mamalisema mwanangu kuwa utayaona ndohaya najionea nababa nae
akakoleeza. nenda zako ukitenda wema walimwengu hatuna jema siwana taka niteketeza walimwengu nilegezee!!
kwel asiefunza namama hawa walimwengu darasa walah tena wanakondesha !! waneza
ficha ukweli uliowazi wakafichuwa uwongo ulojificha walimwengu kamera utapigwa picha kuwa nao makini hilo nakupa hutoweza wote kuwalizisha waliwalizishe wachache utaoweza kumbuka binadam hapendwi nawote ..? mistar haijaisha
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Guest (Guest) on December 5, 2025
"TANGAZO
"TANGAZO
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figo langu limetokea kukupenda ila mtazea2 moyo umeteseka sana
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Guest (Guest) on December 5, 2025
sikia mashaili aya kipaji kipo muziki
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niende sokon kununua nyama m
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2.upendo wangu kwako ulikuwa kama chakula sijui taishije bila kula
3.we ndoulikuwa dereva walangu gari umeondoka tapata ajari
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Guest (Guest) on December 4, 2025
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Guest (Guest) on December 4, 2025
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Lizki nilizki tu
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