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Maujanja ya kumkalisha mwanamme wako nyumbani weekend haya hapa

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Siku hizi wa naume licha ya kukimbia nyumba zao kwa kisingizio cha kazi maajabu weekend hasa Jumamosi utasikia wanaaga nafika hapo njiani naja naenda kununua gazeti.

Kumbe wanaenda kunywa supu unasubiri wee mpaka alasiri au jioni

Hivyo wanandoa wengi hili limekuwa tatizo mwanaume kiguu na njia asb mchana na njia kumuacha mama na watoto.

Nini kifanyike hasa weekenda Mwanaume ashinde NYUMBANI akikupumzikia??

Zipo njia nyingi mojawapo SUPU YA WEEKEND NA MAZUNGUMZO NA MKAO

Ni kweli wanawake wengi hamjuagi kuwakalisha waume home.

Anza hivi
Siku uko home wewe amka mapema kabla yake anza makeke jikoniโ€ฆ

Mara blenda priiiiiโ€ฆ juiceโ€ฆ ama milk shakeโ€ฆ. hahahaha..Utaona anasogea jikoni..

Wakati anakunywa juice ama milk shakeโ€ฆAnza kukuna naziโ€ฆ

Chambua mnafuโ€ฆ

Hapo jikoni kuna kanyama kanachemkaโ€ฆ katia kitunguu tupia viazi 2 na ndizi.Hahaha..

ile harufu ikianza kutoka utasikia anafuata maji jikoniโ€ฆ hahahaha kwenye frijiโ€ฆ wala hatumi..

Hahaahhaโ€ฆ utasikia nini kiko jikoni?Hahahaa.

Mmiminie supuโ€ฆ

Na ndizi mbili na kiazi kimoja kapilipili mbuzi pembeni..

Muulize kuna chapatiโ€ฆMpe.. hahahahaha..Akimaliza supu nakuapia atasinzia..

.Akishtuka ugali na mnafu na nyama umeivaโ€ฆMpe ale..Mshushie na glass ya mtindiโ€ฆHahahaha..

analewa full Hata kama kuna mama junior anaambiwa usipigeโ€ฆ

Hahahahahahaโ€ฆ.Baada ya hapo acha apumzikeโ€ฆ aogeโ€ฆ

Kisha funga ka khanga kako kepesi jilaze pembeni.. woiiiiiiiii..

Mkimaliza muombe pesa ya sokoniโ€ฆ

NAKUAPIA HATA KAMA JANA YAKE ALIKUPA ATAKUPA TENA.

Hahahahaha.. jamaniโ€ฆ

Hahahahahaโ€ฆ yani kwa raha ya supuโ€ฆ nakuapia utaambiwa hata mama alipiga simu janaโ€ฆ hahahaha.. ama utasikia mamii.. njoo uone njooโ€ฆ unaitiwa kitu cha kwenye tv.. hahaha.

Hata hujaona mwanzo ila kwa raha yakasupu utaitwaโ€ฆ

Hata kama huna kalio nakuambia utapigwa kibao hata cha mgongoโ€ฆ. hahahahahahahahahaha.

Sasa wewe unaamka chai na mkate kama chuo cha uhaziliโ€ฆ
Wali maharage kama jeshi la j

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