Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! 😄🖥️❄️
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Maida (Guest) on November 4, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Chiku (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Mashaka (Guest) on October 23, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 20, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 13, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 10, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 9, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Halimah (Guest) on October 7, 2016
😂 So funny!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 2, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Zawadi (Guest) on September 27, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Selemani (Guest) on September 27, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Farida (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 21, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 18, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Nassar (Guest) on September 1, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Mustafa (Guest) on August 29, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 28, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 26, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 19, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Mhina (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 3, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
John Lissu (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Mwanais (Guest) on June 13, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 29, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Azima (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 9, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 7, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
David Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Omari (Guest) on April 24, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Kahina (Guest) on April 13, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Selemani (Guest) on April 13, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Shukuru (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 1, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Bakari (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 21, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 13, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Amani (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 27, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 26, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rubea (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Halimah (Guest) on January 6, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 5, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Neema (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 29, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Chiku (Guest) on December 24, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Zubeida (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰