Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! 🍀
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! 😄👚
Issa (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 4, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Binti (Guest) on November 28, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Zainab (Guest) on November 27, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
John Lissu (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 8, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 27, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 21, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 6, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 19, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Mhina (Guest) on September 17, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Zainab (Guest) on September 12, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Zubeida (Guest) on September 9, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 9, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Mariam (Guest) on September 4, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Khalifa (Guest) on August 26, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 23, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 20, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Nuru (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Shabani (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Masika (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Sekela (Guest) on July 18, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 13, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 2, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 16, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
Nasra (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Rukia (Guest) on June 6, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 3, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Yahya (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Umi (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Zuhura (Guest) on April 30, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 29, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Shukuru (Guest) on April 27, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 18, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 11, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 8, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 1, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Jamila (Guest) on March 29, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 26, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 24, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Masika (Guest) on March 19, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 18, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 9, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 6, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Zulekha (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 20, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Ali (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 13, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊