Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! 🤪
Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! 🙃
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 2, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Jabir (Guest) on January 29, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Rukia (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
James Kimani (Guest) on December 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Ali (Guest) on December 19, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Hawa (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 25, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Nashon (Guest) on November 10, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mustafa (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 2, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 23, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 15, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 11, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Amani (Guest) on October 4, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 2, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Binti (Guest) on September 27, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Chiku (Guest) on September 2, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 24, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 18, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Tambwe (Guest) on August 14, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Mazrui (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Khamis (Guest) on August 13, 2016
😁 This is gold!
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 10, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Mzee (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Rehema (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 16, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 12, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 12, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 5, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Majid (Guest) on June 23, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Khalifa (Guest) on June 12, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 11, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 7, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 7, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 2, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 27, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Abdillah (Guest) on May 16, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 15, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Ahmed (Guest) on May 12, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 11, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Amir (Guest) on May 9, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Amina (Guest) on May 7, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 21, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Aziza (Guest) on April 19, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 12, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 23, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆