Short answer:
Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! 🍪😉
Explanation:
This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 28, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 20, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 4, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 30, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 29, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Azima (Guest) on April 21, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mjaka (Guest) on April 6, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 8, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Kiza (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 15, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Rahma (Guest) on February 12, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 2, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Sarafina (Guest) on January 26, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 23, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 24, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 23, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Issack (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Salima (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Kahina (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 4, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Abdullah (Guest) on November 27, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Asha (Guest) on November 1, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 27, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 18, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Salma (Guest) on September 30, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
Mwanais (Guest) on September 27, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 22, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 22, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Kheri (Guest) on September 16, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Asha (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 14, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mohamed (Guest) on September 9, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 6, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 2, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 27, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Tabu (Guest) on July 27, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 23, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Maulid (Guest) on July 21, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Zawadi (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Jaffar (Guest) on July 11, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
John Malisa (Guest) on June 25, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Sofia (Guest) on June 11, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Abubakar (Guest) on May 27, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Amina (Guest) on May 6, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 5, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Faiza (Guest) on April 30, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Asha (Guest) on April 17, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Kassim (Guest) on April 13, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Amir (Guest) on April 8, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Hassan (Guest) on March 19, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭