Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 10, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

John Lissu (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 2, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 2, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Amani (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 22, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 19, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Rubea (Guest) on November 23, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 4, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 3, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 23, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 11, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Chum (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 5, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Nahida (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Salum (Guest) on September 26, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Hashim (Guest) on September 16, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 7, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 27, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Fadhili (Guest) on August 22, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 16, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 10, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 2, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Salum (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mzee (Guest) on July 24, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 20, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 17, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 6, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Ndoto (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 23, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 21, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Halimah (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 10, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Rahma (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 29, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Athumani (Guest) on May 2, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 21, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nuru (Guest) on April 4, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 28, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 21, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 13, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Furaha (Guest) on March 12, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️