What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 11, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Chum (Guest) on March 9, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 6, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 27, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Issa (Guest) on January 10, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 6, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Zakaria (Guest) on December 22, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Khadija (Guest) on December 7, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Jafari (Guest) on December 1, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Faiza (Guest) on December 1, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Shamim (Guest) on November 30, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Tambwe (Guest) on November 16, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 11, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mustafa (Guest) on November 3, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 27, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 26, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 26, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Nassor (Guest) on October 23, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 18, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

George Mallya (Guest) on October 12, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Yusuf (Guest) on September 25, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 22, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 15, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 7, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 26, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Habiba (Guest) on August 25, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Muslima (Guest) on August 18, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 16, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Fikiri (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 5, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Bakari (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 17, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Leila (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Muslima (Guest) on July 14, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

John Mushi (Guest) on July 8, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 24, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

James Kimani (Guest) on June 16, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 7, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 19, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sofia (Guest) on May 4, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 24, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 24, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 10, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 7, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 1, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏