A scarecrow's favorite fruit? 🤔 Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! 🍓🌾
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the 🌾 emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Yusra (Guest) on May 27, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 23, 2017
😅 I needed that!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 21, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Abubakari (Guest) on May 19, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 8, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 20, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
John Kamande (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 7, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Shukuru (Guest) on March 31, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Daudi (Guest) on February 24, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Zuhura (Guest) on February 21, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 11, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Fatuma (Guest) on January 23, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Rahim (Guest) on January 16, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Amani (Guest) on January 9, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 1, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Selemani (Guest) on October 29, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Jamila (Guest) on October 12, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Zubeida (Guest) on September 29, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Fikiri (Guest) on September 24, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Farida (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 17, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Latifa (Guest) on August 26, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 11, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 8, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 6, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 20, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 16, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Jaffar (Guest) on June 14, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 11, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 9, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 26, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Baridi (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Sofia (Guest) on May 19, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rukia (Guest) on May 14, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Nyota (Guest) on May 12, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Chum (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 21, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂