What has an eye, but cannot see?

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Umi (Guest) on March 7, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Shamim (Guest) on March 1, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Fikiri (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Nuru (Guest) on February 26, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Ali (Guest) on February 26, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 6, 2017

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Rahim (Guest) on January 27, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 26, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Daudi (Guest) on January 26, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Issa (Guest) on January 21, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Halima (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 25, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Baraka (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Abubakar (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on December 2, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 28, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Nasra (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 21, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Zawadi (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 5, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 27, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Amina (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 16, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Kazija (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 5, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Jabir (Guest) on September 22, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 31, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 19, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Saidi (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 1, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 30, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 25, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Zawadi (Guest) on July 11, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 13, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Kheri (Guest) on June 10, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 19, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Fadhili (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Jafari (Guest) on April 20, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 13, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Binti (Guest) on April 5, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Fadhila (Guest) on April 1, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Fadhili (Guest) on March 31, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Latifa (Guest) on March 30, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Sarafina (Guest) on March 16, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋