What do you call a fish with no eye?
"Fsh!" π π
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Muslima (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Amani (Guest) on November 2, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 1, 2016
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Salum (Guest) on October 1, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 22, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Sofia (Guest) on September 18, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2016
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 15, 2016
π Iβm dying over here!
Fatuma (Guest) on September 5, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 4, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Hekima (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 30, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Maida (Guest) on August 29, 2016
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 27, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 27, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Salma (Guest) on August 24, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
James Mduma (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 21, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
John Malisa (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 26, 2016
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Arifa (Guest) on July 19, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
George Tenga (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Zawadi (Guest) on July 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 17, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Faiza (Guest) on June 12, 2016
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Nashon (Guest) on June 10, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Raha (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Zawadi (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 20, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Sharifa (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Jabir (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
James Kimani (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Mashaka (Guest) on April 19, 2016
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Shukuru (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Rahma (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Biashara (Guest) on March 23, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Baraka (Guest) on March 17, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Daudi (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 3, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 3, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Tambwe (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Omari (Guest) on February 21, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 21, 2016
π€£ This joke is too good!
Latifa (Guest) on February 18, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ