Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟♂️💆♀️
Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁♂️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 26, 2016
😂 So funny!
John Lissu (Guest) on November 24, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 19, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 3, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 25, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 21, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Nahida (Guest) on October 19, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 15, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Majid (Guest) on September 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Hawa (Guest) on September 10, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 3, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 27, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Ndoto (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 5, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Baridi (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Rabia (Guest) on July 5, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 29, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 1, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
James Mduma (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 26, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 21, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 12, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Saidi (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 9, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Kheri (Guest) on April 27, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Issa (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Yahya (Guest) on April 24, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Hawa (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Mazrui (Guest) on April 11, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Baraka (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 8, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Sharifa (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Khalifa (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 28, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Salma (Guest) on March 28, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Mustafa (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Shani (Guest) on March 21, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 18, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 16, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 24, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Shabani (Guest) on February 15, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Jamal (Guest) on February 11, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
Furaha (Guest) on February 10, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 5, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Mohamed (Guest) on February 1, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Maida (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 19, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖