What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Yusra (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 9, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Arifa (Guest) on February 2, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 2, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Maulid (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Sharifa (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Halima (Guest) on January 3, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Masika (Guest) on December 28, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Zuhura (Guest) on December 14, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 13, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 8, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 2, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 24, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Kheri (Guest) on November 15, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 15, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mchawi (Guest) on November 9, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Zubeida (Guest) on October 31, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 19, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Umi (Guest) on October 16, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Maneno (Guest) on October 16, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 29, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Binti (Guest) on September 15, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Leila (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Abubakari (Guest) on September 6, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Maulid (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 18, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Khamis (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 14, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Asha (Guest) on August 11, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 11, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 28, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 20, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Daudi (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 19, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 6, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on March 6, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Shukuru (Guest) on March 4, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Nahida (Guest) on March 3, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Khatib (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Arifa (Guest) on February 22, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 16, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 15, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 14, 2016

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Omar (Guest) on February 8, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Nuru (Guest) on February 7, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 29, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Sultan (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 24, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 21, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠