What did the spoon say to the knife?

Kheri (Guest) on March 8, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Abdillah (Guest) on March 6, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Amina (Guest) on March 3, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 24, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 14, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Hawa (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 4, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 3, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 23, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Josephine (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 29, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 25, 2016

😂 So funny!

Azima (Guest) on December 24, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Baraka (Guest) on December 22, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Sofia (Guest) on December 19, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 17, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Zainab (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Nasra (Guest) on October 25, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Hawa (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 21, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Baridi (Guest) on October 19, 2016

😆 That punchline!

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 13, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Nuru (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 6, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Baraka (Guest) on October 4, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Raha (Guest) on September 22, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 14, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Asha (Guest) on September 4, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 27, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Kazija (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Chiku (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 6, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Nasra (Guest) on August 6, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Sharifa (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mzee (Guest) on July 27, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 19, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Azima (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 7, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mhina (Guest) on May 30, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Jamal (Guest) on May 9, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 22, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

David Chacha (Guest) on April 8, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 3, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Nassor (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Nchi (Guest) on March 23, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Salum (Guest) on March 18, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️