Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the 😄 emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Latifa (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Khatib (Guest) on September 16, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 16, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
John Mushi (Guest) on September 15, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 29, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 28, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Abubakar (Guest) on August 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Amani (Guest) on July 29, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Amani (Guest) on July 28, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Khadija (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Zakaria (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 12, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Tambwe (Guest) on July 3, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
James Mduma (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Chiku (Guest) on June 30, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 10, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Leila (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 3, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 26, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Raha (Guest) on May 15, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 12, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 9, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
James Malima (Guest) on May 6, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Fadhili (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 28, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 27, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Halima (Guest) on March 20, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 10, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 26, 2016
😄 Too good!
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 22, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Mchuma (Guest) on February 20, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Raha (Guest) on February 20, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Mwanais (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Maida (Guest) on February 10, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 8, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 6, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Shani (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Zubeida (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 30, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Furaha (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 21, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Fadhili (Guest) on December 18, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴