Short Answer: "Why the long face? Quack me up, clown!" π¦π€‘
Explanation: In this funny response, the duck notices that the clown seems sad or down, and tries to cheer them up by making a joke about their long face. The duck also playfully asks the clown to "quack" them up, which means to make them laugh. The combination of a duck and clown in this lighthearted interaction brings a sense of humor to the conversation. The π¦ and π€‘ emojis further emphasize the playful nature of the exchange.
Ahmed (Guest) on March 8, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 7, 2017
π I needed that laugh!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Selemani (Guest) on February 18, 2017
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 9, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Sofia (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 31, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Farida (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Sumaya (Guest) on January 28, 2017
π So funny!
Habiba (Guest) on January 24, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Abdillah (Guest) on January 21, 2017
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 18, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 15, 2017
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Zulekha (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Hassan (Guest) on January 11, 2017
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 6, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Sharifa (Guest) on January 3, 2017
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 30, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Sarafina (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 23, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Khamis (Guest) on December 21, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Abdillah (Guest) on December 19, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Hassan (Guest) on December 9, 2016
π Totally hilarious!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Rukia (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 15, 2016
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Shukuru (Guest) on November 14, 2016
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Biashara (Guest) on November 5, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 10, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Saidi (Guest) on August 6, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 27, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 25, 2016
π Pure comedy gold!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2016
π Instant mood boost!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 9, 2016
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 5, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Mgeni (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Halima (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Leila (Guest) on June 27, 2016
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Tambwe (Guest) on June 18, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 17, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Shabani (Guest) on June 12, 2016
π Rolling on the floor!
Faiza (Guest) on June 11, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Tabu (Guest) on May 22, 2016
π This made my day!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 18, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Zulekha (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 14, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
John Malisa (Guest) on April 27, 2016
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ