What did one eye say to the other?

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 27, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 16, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 12, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 5, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mashaka (Guest) on April 29, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Zainab (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 20, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Khatib (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 3, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 26, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 9, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 24, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mazrui (Guest) on December 20, 2016

😆 That punchline!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 12, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Fadhili (Guest) on October 28, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 19, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rahma (Guest) on September 28, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 26, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 19, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 6, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 31, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Bahati (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 18, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Zubeida (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Zubeida (Guest) on August 6, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 4, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mashaka (Guest) on July 26, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Abubakar (Guest) on July 11, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 10, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Rashid (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 27, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Khalifa (Guest) on May 22, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

James Mduma (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mjaka (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 9, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 6, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2016

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 16, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 6, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Kheri (Guest) on April 6, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mazrui (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Salum (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜