Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇♀️💨
Fadhili (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Jabir (Guest) on January 13, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 11, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 7, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 24, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Zawadi (Guest) on December 22, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Josephine (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 16, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 3, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
Mwanais (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 27, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Issack (Guest) on November 20, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 13, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
James Kimani (Guest) on October 28, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
James Kimani (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 24, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 29, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 26, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Mhina (Guest) on September 14, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 10, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Biashara (Guest) on September 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Shamsa (Guest) on September 4, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 30, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 26, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 3, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 20, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 12, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 4, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Raha (Guest) on June 23, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 21, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 18, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Hekima (Guest) on June 8, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 7, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 5, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 4, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Zuhura (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Zakaria (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 25, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Halimah (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Saidi (Guest) on May 15, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 3, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Rahim (Guest) on April 21, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Rehema (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 19, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 16, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 13, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 9, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Rashid (Guest) on April 6, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 15, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 13, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Omari (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Daudi (Guest) on March 10, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Latifa (Guest) on March 10, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣