Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 16, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 14, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Abubakari (Guest) on March 10, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 8, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 3, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Kazija (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 7, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Habiba (Guest) on February 6, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Nuru (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 13, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 20, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 19, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 11, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 11, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 26, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 24, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
James Malima (Guest) on November 22, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 18, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 16, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 9, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 6, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Baridi (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Zakia (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 3, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 28, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 20, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Leila (Guest) on September 19, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 18, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Ndoto (Guest) on September 1, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
Saidi (Guest) on September 1, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Salima (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Sultan (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 31, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 27, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Ali (Guest) on July 21, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Muslima (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Omari (Guest) on July 6, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 29, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Safiya (Guest) on June 12, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 1, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Masika (Guest) on May 28, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Majid (Guest) on May 27, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 21, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
John Mushi (Guest) on May 4, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 26, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Zakia (Guest) on April 24, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 19, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Issack (Guest) on April 17, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬