Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: 🍌 Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! 😄🏖️
Khalifa (Guest) on December 14, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 11, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 11, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Rabia (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Sekela (Guest) on November 25, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Fatuma (Guest) on November 13, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 12, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 7, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 7, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Shukuru (Guest) on October 23, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Yusuf (Guest) on October 22, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 18, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 10, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 7, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Ali (Guest) on October 6, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Chiku (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 17, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Fatuma (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 26, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Wande (Guest) on August 21, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Biashara (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 17, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Amani (Guest) on July 30, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
Rabia (Guest) on July 24, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Jamila (Guest) on July 21, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Mazrui (Guest) on July 18, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Nassar (Guest) on July 12, 2017
😄 You got me!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 7, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Arifa (Guest) on July 3, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 13, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Issa (Guest) on May 24, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 18, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
James Kimani (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Omar (Guest) on May 8, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 2, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 11, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 7, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Mzee (Guest) on April 4, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 15, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Rabia (Guest) on March 9, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Mashaka (Guest) on March 5, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Husna (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Raha (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
John Kamande (Guest) on February 15, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️