Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Hashim (Guest) on June 13, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Mzee (Guest) on May 28, 2018
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Latifa (Guest) on May 4, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on May 3, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 20, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 12, 2018
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 5, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on March 7, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 22, 2018
๐ This joke just made my day!
Umi (Guest) on February 15, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 12, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 9, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 2, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 1, 2018
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 20, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Nashon (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2017
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Maulid (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Fadhili (Guest) on December 14, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 29, 2017
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 24, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 28, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 11, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on September 8, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Hassan (Guest) on September 5, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 3, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Jamal (Guest) on September 2, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 10, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 2, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Zakaria (Guest) on July 26, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 20, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on July 7, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 5, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 29, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 4, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 3, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Hawa (Guest) on May 2, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Kazija (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 31, 2017
๐ That punchline!
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 16, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 13, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง