Short Answer: It's probably a flock of tap-dancing penguins! 🐧🎶
Explanation: When someone asks "Who is knocking?", we can give a funny and imaginative response to bring a cheerful tone. By suggesting that a flock of tap-dancing penguins is responsible for the knocking, we paint a playful picture that brings a smile to the face. The idea of penguins tapping away at the door is silly and unexpected, adding a touch of creativity and humor to the situation. The penguin emoji reinforces the lightheartedness of the response.
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 16, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 14, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Mohamed (Guest) on December 2, 2017
😅 I needed that!
Shabani (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Hashim (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Issa (Guest) on November 22, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 30, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Nuru (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 11, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 6, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 3, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Rubea (Guest) on October 2, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Abdullah (Guest) on October 1, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Nyota (Guest) on September 28, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Furaha (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 18, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 15, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 9, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Zuhura (Guest) on August 28, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 24, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 16, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 13, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 10, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Khatib (Guest) on August 1, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Hashim (Guest) on July 28, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 19, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 19, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
Jamal (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Maimuna (Guest) on July 6, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Hawa (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 24, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 23, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Furaha (Guest) on June 15, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 13, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 3, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 25, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 20, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 17, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 14, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 8, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 30, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Rabia (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 17, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Hawa (Guest) on March 12, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️