What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Nchi (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

John Lissu (Guest) on June 2, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 28, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 23, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mashaka (Guest) on May 18, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Shamsa (Guest) on May 13, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Shamim (Guest) on May 13, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 6, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 5, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 23, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 11, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 19, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 10, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 24, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Zuhura (Guest) on January 30, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 30, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Salum (Guest) on January 26, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Maimuna (Guest) on January 24, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Rahma (Guest) on January 22, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

John Lissu (Guest) on January 6, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 3, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 2, 2017

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Maneno (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Shamim (Guest) on November 10, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Neema (Guest) on October 23, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 15, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 8, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Khadija (Guest) on October 3, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 2, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Amina (Guest) on September 22, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 21, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 18, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 17, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on September 6, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Chiku (Guest) on August 21, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 18, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 18, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Ndoto (Guest) on July 10, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Khalifa (Guest) on June 24, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Shani (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Shabani (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 16, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 8, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 7, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹