What was born to succeed?

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 13, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 13, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Farida (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 9, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 9, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 8, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Shani (Guest) on December 26, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 22, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 16, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 13, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 9, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 2, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 30, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Salima (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 22, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 19, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Majid (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Bahati (Guest) on November 4, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Kassim (Guest) on October 29, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Warda (Guest) on October 25, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 10, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Josephine (Guest) on October 5, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Faiza (Guest) on October 4, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Salima (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Tambwe (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 21, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 16, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 6, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 30, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

John Kamande (Guest) on August 27, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Raha (Guest) on August 27, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Athumani (Guest) on August 17, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 2, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Abdullah (Guest) on July 31, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 21, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwanais (Guest) on June 30, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 29, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 26, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 23, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 22, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Amani (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

James Mduma (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Josephine (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 7, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 1, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 30, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 7, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Sultan (Guest) on May 2, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 23, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Nyota (Guest) on April 17, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 11, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 4, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 18, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸