Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Faiza (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 21, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 12, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 7, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Azima (Guest) on January 2, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Zawadi (Guest) on January 2, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Asha (Guest) on December 31, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Rabia (Guest) on December 24, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Shani (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Kassim (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
James Mduma (Guest) on November 5, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Halimah (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Binti (Guest) on October 23, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Fatuma (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 20, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Ndoto (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Salma (Guest) on October 15, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 7, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Sofia (Guest) on September 22, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 30, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 28, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 20, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Amina (Guest) on August 15, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 11, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 2, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 27, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 21, 2017
😄 You got me good!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 19, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Bahati (Guest) on June 17, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 18, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Khamis (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Farida (Guest) on April 8, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
John Malisa (Guest) on March 14, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Selemani (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 10, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Salima (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Kassim (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Amir (Guest) on February 22, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 16, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌