What do you call a left-handed dog?

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 4, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 28, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 12, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Maimuna (Guest) on November 5, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Bakari (Guest) on October 24, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 19, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Khamis (Guest) on October 19, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Hekima (Guest) on October 17, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Maneno (Guest) on October 10, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

James Mduma (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

John Mushi (Guest) on September 13, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Tambwe (Guest) on September 12, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Abubakar (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Zawadi (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 3, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Hamida (Guest) on August 26, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Jafari (Guest) on August 14, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 8, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 1, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Sarafina (Guest) on July 29, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 15, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 29, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Sofia (Guest) on June 26, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Amir (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 15, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Fikiri (Guest) on May 18, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Daudi (Guest) on May 16, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 14, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 28, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 6, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 3, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ali (Guest) on March 29, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 26, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on March 22, 2017

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Zuhura (Guest) on March 4, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 14, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Fikiri (Guest) on February 10, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 27, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nashon (Guest) on January 24, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Kheri (Guest) on January 23, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mwanais (Guest) on January 13, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on December 30, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 28, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

James Kimani (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 26, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

George Tenga (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Rubea (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️