Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 25, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 9, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on February 7, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Biashara (Guest) on January 30, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 14, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Abubakar (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 4, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mchuma (Guest) on December 20, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Binti (Guest) on December 17, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

John Lissu (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ndoto (Guest) on December 9, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Binti (Guest) on December 3, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 1, 2017

😄 You got me!

Maida (Guest) on November 28, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Kassim (Guest) on November 27, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Maneno (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 8, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 4, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Halimah (Guest) on October 27, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 17, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 17, 2017

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 12, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 18, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 15, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Latifa (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 9, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 27, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Baraka (Guest) on August 18, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 16, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 1, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 30, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 27, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

John Lissu (Guest) on June 26, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Shukuru (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 31, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Zakia (Guest) on May 29, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 28, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Omari (Guest) on May 24, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Zawadi (Guest) on May 15, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 11, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Rashid (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 7, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 3, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on April 27, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Halimah (Guest) on April 18, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️