What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 2, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 1, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Abdullah (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

David Chacha (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 15, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

John Kamande (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mariam (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 2, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Hassan (Guest) on January 21, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 24, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 22, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 4, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

George Tenga (Guest) on December 1, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Raha (Guest) on November 24, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 14, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 10, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Ahmed (Guest) on November 6, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 5, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 24, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 23, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 19, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 18, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nyota (Guest) on October 17, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 15, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Maida (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 29, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 22, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 21, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Majid (Guest) on September 21, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 15, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Nuru (Guest) on September 11, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Amani (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 31, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 29, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 19, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Shukuru (Guest) on July 31, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 29, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 29, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 24, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 24, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 10, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 5, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 4, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Fadhila (Guest) on July 1, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 28, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Maneno (Guest) on June 24, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Shamim (Guest) on June 22, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 17, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 15, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 13, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 8, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️