Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! ✏️💪"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Raha (Guest) on December 31, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 31, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Majid (Guest) on December 27, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 26, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Chiku (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 16, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Amir (Guest) on November 24, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 1, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Yahya (Guest) on October 17, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Selemani (Guest) on October 14, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Sarafina (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 12, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
George Tenga (Guest) on September 2, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 31, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 20, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Kazija (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 1, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 31, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 12, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Zakia (Guest) on July 3, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 18, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Rabia (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 1, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Bakari (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Jaffar (Guest) on May 30, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Tabu (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mhina (Guest) on May 27, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 22, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 18, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Shani (Guest) on May 18, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 8, 2017
😄 Too good!
Kassim (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 30, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Khamis (Guest) on April 26, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 24, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Binti (Guest) on March 23, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 13, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 28, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Binti (Guest) on February 25, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Amir (Guest) on February 15, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 2, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂