Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"
Explanation: The calculator said this to express its commitment to the other calculator on Valentine's Day, using a play on words with "counting." The phrase "You can count on me" is often used to reassure someone of one's trustworthiness, but in this case, the calculator adds a twist by referring to its primary function of counting. The use of the word "love" implies affection, humorously suggesting that even calculators can have a romantic side. The cheerful tone and the emoji help enhance the lightheartedness of the response.
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 27, 2018
π Iβm still cracking up!
Salma (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 22, 2018
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 7, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Mariam (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Fadhili (Guest) on January 15, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
John Malisa (Guest) on January 12, 2018
π Gotta save this!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Chum (Guest) on December 20, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 3, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Zakaria (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
John Lissu (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 13, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 2, 2017
π This one really got me!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2017
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Nassar (Guest) on October 27, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Selemani (Guest) on September 16, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 12, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Zuhura (Guest) on September 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Abubakari (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Issa (Guest) on August 13, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 10, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 27, 2017
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 22, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Nassar (Guest) on July 17, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Jafari (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Josephine (Guest) on July 9, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Sumaya (Guest) on June 28, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Halimah (Guest) on June 26, 2017
π Mood instantly lifted!
Jaffar (Guest) on June 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Mchuma (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 28, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 15, 2017
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 12, 2017
π I canβt stop laughing!
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 9, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Issa (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2017
π That punchline was epic!