Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"
Explanation: The calculator said this to express its commitment to the other calculator on Valentine's Day, using a play on words with "counting." The phrase "You can count on me" is often used to reassure someone of one's trustworthiness, but in this case, the calculator adds a twist by referring to its primary function of counting. The use of the word "love" implies affection, humorously suggesting that even calculators can have a romantic side. The cheerful tone and the emoji help enhance the lightheartedness of the response.
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 27, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Salma (Guest) on February 25, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 22, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 7, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Mariam (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Fadhili (Guest) on January 15, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
John Malisa (Guest) on January 12, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Chum (Guest) on December 20, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 3, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Zakaria (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
John Lissu (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 13, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 2, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Nassar (Guest) on October 27, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Selemani (Guest) on September 16, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 12, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Zuhura (Guest) on September 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Abubakari (Guest) on August 24, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 16, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Issa (Guest) on August 13, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 10, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 27, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 22, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Nassar (Guest) on July 17, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Jafari (Guest) on July 12, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Josephine (Guest) on July 9, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Sumaya (Guest) on June 28, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Halimah (Guest) on June 26, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Jaffar (Guest) on June 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Mchuma (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 28, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 15, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 12, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 9, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Issa (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!