What bird loves construction work?

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Shamim (Guest) on September 2, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 18, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 7, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

James Kimani (Guest) on August 4, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Rukia (Guest) on July 23, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 4, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 29, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Zakaria (Guest) on June 26, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

James Kimani (Guest) on June 19, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 16, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Yusra (Guest) on June 16, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Saidi (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 3, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 31, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 21, 2017

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 17, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on May 14, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mustafa (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 12, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Jafari (Guest) on May 10, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 8, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 4, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Kiza (Guest) on May 3, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 26, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 23, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

John Kamande (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 11, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mohamed (Guest) on April 4, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 24, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Sultan (Guest) on March 14, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 25, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

John Mushi (Guest) on February 4, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 31, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Ali (Guest) on January 29, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 14, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 2, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Majid (Guest) on December 24, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 29, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 25, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Rukia (Guest) on November 20, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Sumaya (Guest) on November 14, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Rahim (Guest) on November 2, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Fatuma (Guest) on October 27, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Omari (Guest) on October 18, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Sofia (Guest) on October 18, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Jamal (Guest) on October 17, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 12, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠