Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! 🦃🚓
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 21, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 18, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 11, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 25, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Issa (Guest) on December 14, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 13, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 12, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 10, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 2, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Rukia (Guest) on November 30, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Nasra (Guest) on November 28, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Issa (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Maida (Guest) on November 18, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Maulid (Guest) on November 17, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 15, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Leila (Guest) on November 13, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 23, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 22, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 19, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Umi (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 17, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 9, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 3, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Safiya (Guest) on August 21, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Sumaya (Guest) on August 18, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 8, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 4, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 13, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 2, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Selemani (Guest) on June 25, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Shamim (Guest) on June 15, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 12, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 6, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Zubeida (Guest) on May 30, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Nassar (Guest) on May 18, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Hamida (Guest) on May 16, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 14, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 2, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 1, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Nashon (Guest) on April 29, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 28, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 10, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 4, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 29, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 22, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 16, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 14, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 10, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!