Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! 🦆😄
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🤭🌬️
Amina (Guest) on April 1, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Mazrui (Guest) on March 6, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 7, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 5, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 5, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 20, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Majid (Guest) on January 18, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Umi (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 17, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Kheri (Guest) on January 7, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Bakari (Guest) on December 23, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Hassan (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Bahati (Guest) on December 16, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 13, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Neema (Guest) on November 25, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Leila (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 20, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 5, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 27, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 1, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Wande (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Issack (Guest) on August 29, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 26, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 17, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 15, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Salma (Guest) on July 27, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 25, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Jamal (Guest) on July 24, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 12, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Fatuma (Guest) on June 27, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Maneno (Guest) on June 27, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Zainab (Guest) on June 23, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Jafari (Guest) on June 21, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 29, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Zakaria (Guest) on May 26, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 22, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Rubea (Guest) on May 21, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Mchuma (Guest) on May 15, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
David Chacha (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Daudi (Guest) on April 13, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 8, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 31, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Salum (Guest) on March 20, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Zubeida (Guest) on March 16, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Mgeni (Guest) on February 21, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 17, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Masika (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Husna (Guest) on January 31, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬