Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Nyota (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 27, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 20, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Kassim (Guest) on January 3, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 30, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Raha (Guest) on December 23, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Umi (Guest) on December 17, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 3, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 30, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 23, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Amina (Guest) on November 2, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
John Kamande (Guest) on October 15, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Nassor (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 13, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 13, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Kiza (Guest) on October 1, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Tambwe (Guest) on September 22, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
Halimah (Guest) on September 19, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Jamal (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Kiza (Guest) on September 12, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Husna (Guest) on September 3, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 31, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Halimah (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Aziza (Guest) on August 12, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 31, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 31, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 23, 2018
😄 Too good!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 2, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 29, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 27, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 29, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 27, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 23, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Zakia (Guest) on April 20, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Maida (Guest) on April 15, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 23, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 22, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mzee (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 17, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Maulid (Guest) on March 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 2, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Zakaria (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 15, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 13, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Kassim (Guest) on February 10, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Omari (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Mzee (Guest) on January 28, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Kassim (Guest) on January 22, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Aziza (Guest) on January 11, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Shamsa (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜