Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! 🐘🚦🐔
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? 🤷♂️😄
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 8, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 27, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Nyota (Guest) on February 23, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Hamida (Guest) on February 20, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Aziza (Guest) on February 16, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 14, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 10, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 5, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 31, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 8, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mariam (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
James Malima (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 5, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
Omar (Guest) on January 4, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 3, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 20, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Mazrui (Guest) on December 10, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Bahati (Guest) on December 2, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 28, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Josephine (Guest) on November 7, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 4, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Kassim (Guest) on November 2, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Tabu (Guest) on October 21, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 19, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 29, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 29, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Zainab (Guest) on September 21, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 20, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Maneno (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 19, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
David Chacha (Guest) on August 1, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 22, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Safiya (Guest) on July 19, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mhina (Guest) on July 15, 2018
😄 You got me!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 9, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 7, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Mariam (Guest) on June 30, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Josephine (Guest) on June 5, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Abdullah (Guest) on June 4, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 2, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Kahina (Guest) on May 25, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Maneno (Guest) on May 23, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Rukia (Guest) on May 21, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Fadhili (Guest) on April 3, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Maneno (Guest) on March 29, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Majid (Guest) on March 25, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
John Lissu (Guest) on March 21, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 19, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 9, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆