Short Answer: Because it had a head start! πββοΈπ₯¬
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 23, 2019
π€£ This joke is too good!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2019
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 10, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 10, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 7, 2019
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Yusra (Guest) on April 6, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Kahina (Guest) on March 5, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 17, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 9, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 30, 2019
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Athumani (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Latifa (Guest) on January 21, 2019
π Laughing so hard right now!
Zawadi (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 12, 2019
π Canβt stop laughing!
Umi (Guest) on December 27, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 21, 2018
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Maida (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Umi (Guest) on November 27, 2018
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 1, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Mjaka (Guest) on October 31, 2018
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 31, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
George Tenga (Guest) on October 14, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 10, 2018
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Nassor (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 12, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Raha (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 11, 2018
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Zubeida (Guest) on August 11, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 2, 2018
π Iβm saving this one!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 15, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 14, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Biashara (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Shani (Guest) on June 23, 2018
π Still cracking up!
Mazrui (Guest) on June 19, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Zuhura (Guest) on June 16, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Rashid (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Nasra (Guest) on June 5, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 30, 2018
π Mood instantly lifted!
Sarafina (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Mchuma (Guest) on May 10, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Omari (Guest) on May 6, 2018
π This is gold!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 4, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Zuhura (Guest) on April 29, 2018
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 16, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Sultan (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
James Kimani (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 18, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Rabia (Guest) on March 18, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Rahma (Guest) on February 12, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ