Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฟ
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 9, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 6, 2018
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Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 24, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 17, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 7, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Kheri (Guest) on September 6, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Rashid (Guest) on September 3, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Asha (Guest) on September 1, 2018
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2018
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Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2018
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Safiya (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Shukuru (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Rubea (Guest) on July 27, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Mashaka (Guest) on July 26, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Zuhura (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2018
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2018
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Arifa (Guest) on June 29, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 23, 2018
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 19, 2018
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Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 10, 2018
๐ That punchline was epic!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 7, 2018
๐ You got me good!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2018
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Rashid (Guest) on June 3, 2018
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Mazrui (Guest) on June 1, 2018
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Hekima (Guest) on May 31, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 30, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 30, 2018
๐ This is too funny!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 23, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Furaha (Guest) on May 22, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Shukuru (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2018
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Safiya (Guest) on March 22, 2018
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