Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Yusra (Guest) on December 6, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 3, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 9, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 6, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

John Malisa (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Zainab (Guest) on October 26, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Wande (Guest) on October 23, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 22, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Nuru (Guest) on October 21, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Maida (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 13, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Rukia (Guest) on September 6, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 28, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Makame (Guest) on August 23, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 18, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 5, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Faiza (Guest) on July 31, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 31, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 26, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Sumaya (Guest) on July 19, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 2, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 1, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

John Lissu (Guest) on June 23, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 22, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 21, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 17, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Leila (Guest) on May 9, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Hawa (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Sarafina (Guest) on May 7, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 25, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Juma (Guest) on April 18, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Majid (Guest) on April 16, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 15, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Kazija (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 3, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Sofia (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 12, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 7, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 5, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 11, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 10, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 5, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜