A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... π! 🥧
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is π (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since π sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? 🤩
Sofia (Guest) on October 17, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 10, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 3, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 1, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Baridi (Guest) on September 27, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Fadhila (Guest) on September 27, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 25, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Daudi (Guest) on September 24, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Jaffar (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 12, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Zulekha (Guest) on August 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 23, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 16, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Wande (Guest) on July 30, 2018
😄 Too good!
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 29, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 28, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Juma (Guest) on July 12, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 9, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 6, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Fatuma (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 14, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mzee (Guest) on June 13, 2018
😅 I needed that!
David Chacha (Guest) on May 25, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
George Mallya (Guest) on May 14, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Jaffar (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Fadhila (Guest) on May 7, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 6, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Leila (Guest) on April 29, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Azima (Guest) on April 29, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 21, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mohamed (Guest) on April 15, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Arifa (Guest) on March 13, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Bahati (Guest) on March 3, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 2, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Nuru (Guest) on March 2, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Jamila (Guest) on February 13, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Fadhila (Guest) on February 13, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 10, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mzee (Guest) on January 30, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Mgeni (Guest) on January 22, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Sultan (Guest) on January 5, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Abubakar (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Kazija (Guest) on December 28, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 16, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Asha (Guest) on December 12, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Shukuru (Guest) on December 9, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
John Lissu (Guest) on November 25, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Ali (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Mgeni (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰