A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! 🦇😄
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Wande (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
Athumani (Guest) on January 7, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Sarafina (Guest) on January 6, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Furaha (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Mhina (Guest) on January 2, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 27, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Mhina (Guest) on December 7, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 5, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Mzee (Guest) on December 2, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Zubeida (Guest) on November 23, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 21, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Muslima (Guest) on November 9, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 4, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 3, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Kassim (Guest) on October 27, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 25, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Zainab (Guest) on October 18, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Raha (Guest) on October 16, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Omari (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Husna (Guest) on September 22, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Habiba (Guest) on September 12, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Leila (Guest) on August 20, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 19, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Leila (Guest) on August 14, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 14, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 9, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 31, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 20, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Yusra (Guest) on July 7, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Kheri (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
John Mushi (Guest) on June 18, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Omar (Guest) on June 15, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 8, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Omar (Guest) on May 27, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 24, 2018
😁 This is gold!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 19, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Biashara (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 13, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
George Mallya (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Rehema (Guest) on May 10, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 7, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 7, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Kiza (Guest) on May 4, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 9, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
Baraka (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Abdillah (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 3, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔