What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

Rahma (Guest) on February 22, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Sumaya (Guest) on February 19, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 18, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Maida (Guest) on January 28, 2019

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 25, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 23, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nasra (Guest) on January 21, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 8, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Rukia (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 1, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Shani (Guest) on December 29, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 26, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Hawa (Guest) on December 22, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Binti (Guest) on December 21, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Abdullah (Guest) on December 17, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 8, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Jamal (Guest) on December 4, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Ndoto (Guest) on December 4, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Azima (Guest) on December 4, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 2, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 29, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Baridi (Guest) on November 17, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 9, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Umi (Guest) on October 25, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Zulekha (Guest) on October 17, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 4, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 3, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 30, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 26, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 20, 2018

😄 You got me!

Khalifa (Guest) on September 17, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 17, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Sofia (Guest) on August 28, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 23, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Makame (Guest) on August 18, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 15, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 12, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Hamida (Guest) on July 28, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Shabani (Guest) on July 24, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Salima (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Maida (Guest) on July 5, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Rabia (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Zubeida (Guest) on July 3, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 2, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Sultan (Guest) on June 27, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Khadija (Guest) on June 20, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 13, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Shamsa (Guest) on June 8, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Hekima (Guest) on June 6, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Zawadi (Guest) on June 5, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴