What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Tabu (Guest) on February 4, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 3, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Leila (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 25, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 21, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Omari (Guest) on January 19, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mchuma (Guest) on January 17, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Zakaria (Guest) on January 15, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 14, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Josephine (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 11, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 23, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 21, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 9, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 8, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Khamis (Guest) on October 27, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 24, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 24, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Ali (Guest) on October 12, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Rukia (Guest) on September 27, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 26, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 23, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 10, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 23, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 22, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 16, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 10, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

John Mushi (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 2, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 16, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 8, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 2, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 29, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mchawi (Guest) on May 28, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Shukuru (Guest) on May 25, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Kahina (Guest) on May 9, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 6, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Habiba (Guest) on May 4, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Jamal (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 2, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 28, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 28, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Josephine (Guest) on March 28, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 21, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Athumani (Guest) on March 2, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 21, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️