Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 12, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
John Malisa (Guest) on March 15, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 4, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 26, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Khalifa (Guest) on February 18, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
David Chacha (Guest) on February 11, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 9, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
James Kimani (Guest) on February 7, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 28, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Arifa (Guest) on January 23, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Maimuna (Guest) on January 17, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Umi (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 8, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
James Mduma (Guest) on January 1, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Muslima (Guest) on December 26, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 18, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Sekela (Guest) on December 14, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mchawi (Guest) on December 14, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 11, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Sumaya (Guest) on December 7, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 1, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
John Lissu (Guest) on November 25, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Amani (Guest) on November 13, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Maneno (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 5, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 30, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 30, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Hashim (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Issack (Guest) on September 19, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Shukuru (Guest) on September 11, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Sharifa (Guest) on September 8, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Asha (Guest) on September 3, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Maimuna (Guest) on August 21, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Nyota (Guest) on August 16, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 10, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 31, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 15, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Shani (Guest) on July 15, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 26, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Zawadi (Guest) on June 19, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 14, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Kazija (Guest) on June 10, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 10, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 3, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 9, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 4, 2018
😅 I needed that!
Shamsa (Guest) on April 29, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚