What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Fikiri (Guest) on February 25, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 22, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Latifa (Guest) on February 20, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 3, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 31, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Kassim (Guest) on January 28, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 25, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Kahina (Guest) on January 6, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 2, 2019

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Kahina (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Omari (Guest) on December 4, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 3, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Ali (Guest) on November 29, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Abdillah (Guest) on November 24, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 15, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 14, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 4, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Hamida (Guest) on September 29, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 26, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nuru (Guest) on September 20, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 15, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rubea (Guest) on August 8, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 30, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 29, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Yusuf (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Husna (Guest) on July 23, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Nassor (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Nchi (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Josephine (Guest) on June 21, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 17, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 13, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Amina (Guest) on June 9, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 9, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 2, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rubea (Guest) on May 25, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 24, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Issa (Guest) on May 7, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 7, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 5, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Kassim (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 2, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Hassan (Guest) on May 1, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 28, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤