What do you call a pig that does karate?

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 14, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 13, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Sultan (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 18, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Khadija (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 11, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 8, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mariam (Guest) on January 26, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 24, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

George Mallya (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Maneno (Guest) on January 6, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 3, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Amina (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 22, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 20, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Abubakari (Guest) on December 15, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 3, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 29, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Yahya (Guest) on November 21, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 10, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 7, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rahim (Guest) on November 4, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 2, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 30, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Furaha (Guest) on October 7, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 23, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 10, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Jamila (Guest) on September 5, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 4, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

John Lissu (Guest) on September 4, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 11, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Salum (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jaffar (Guest) on August 1, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Ahmed (Guest) on July 24, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Warda (Guest) on July 9, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 21, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 15, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Fadhila (Guest) on June 14, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 13, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mwanais (Guest) on June 6, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Arifa (Guest) on May 25, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 17, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Shamim (Guest) on May 8, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 2, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 21, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 21, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Shamsa (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 7, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 6, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

John Mushi (Guest) on March 28, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 28, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on March 23, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Shukuru (Guest) on March 16, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋