What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! π§Ήβ¨
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2018
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Khalifa (Guest) on November 9, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 6, 2018
π Gotta save this!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 3, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Mjaka (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 6, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Issack (Guest) on October 3, 2018
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Neema (Guest) on September 27, 2018
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Kazija (Guest) on September 27, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Masika (Guest) on September 24, 2018
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Halimah (Guest) on September 14, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Wande (Guest) on September 2, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Azima (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Nassar (Guest) on August 20, 2018
π Iβm dying over here!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 14, 2018
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Zawadi (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Mchawi (Guest) on August 9, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 4, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 31, 2018
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Raha (Guest) on July 31, 2018
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 25, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Nasra (Guest) on July 21, 2018
π Best laugh of the day!
Josephine (Guest) on July 15, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Josephine (Guest) on July 8, 2018
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 26, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Leila (Guest) on June 23, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
James Mduma (Guest) on June 20, 2018
π Totally hilarious!
Aziza (Guest) on June 20, 2018
π Too good!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 17, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Hashim (Guest) on June 1, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 24, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 24, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 18, 2018
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 5, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Masika (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 9, 2018
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Aziza (Guest) on April 7, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Baraka (Guest) on April 3, 2018
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Hassan (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Mjaka (Guest) on March 24, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Azima (Guest) on March 22, 2018
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Bahati (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Hamida (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 11, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ